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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
Tags:attorney, attorneys, legal, legal rep, legal representation, representation, represent, represented, defence, defend, defending, chop, chopping, chopped, wood, woodcutter, wood cutter, farm, farms, farmer, farming, rural, countryside, clash, clashed, culture, culture clash, personify, personification, ambulance chasers, ambulance chaser, sue, sued, sues, suing, right, rights, legal rights, axe, axed
Tags:tongue, tongues, tongue twister, tongue twisters, difficult, hard to say, word game, word games, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, woodchuck, woodchucks, ground hog, ground hogs, groundhog, groundhogs, talking animal, talking animals, just asking, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, riddle, riddles, wood, chuck, chop, trees, tree, balsa, balsa wood
Changing house name.
The Tree of Life being chopped down by a man with a chainsaw.
"Are your chops humanely chopped?"
Every now and again Arnold liked to dice with death.
Don had proved it - elephants can climb trees. Then he heard a strange sound...
Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
Tags:get well soon, health, sick, hospital, hospital bed, doctor, ill, patient, leg, legs, bad, doctor, malpractice, good news, bad news, glass half full, optimism, optimistic, positive spin, positive outlook, sick leave, sick days, quack, nurse, medicine, medical, health care, chop, chop, limb, good news and bad news, amputated, disabled
"The bagels—they just keep getting bigger, no?"
'I didn't say you're getting old, Cap'n - I just asked if you need glasses!'
Do it yourself books.
'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! ? I'm John the Methodist!'
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall
Tags:animal, animals, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouser, mousers, mouse, mice, rat, rats, mousehole, mouseholes, mouse hole, mouse holes, guillotine, guillotines, chop, chop off, limb, limbs, paw, paws, claw, claws, arm, arms, trophy, trophies, taxidermy, hunting, hunter, hunters, smart, good idea, good ideas, innovative, creative, innovation, innovations, security, security system, security systems, protection, trap, traps, cats vs. mice, cat vs. mouse, enemy, enemies, mouse trap, mouse traps, trick, tricks, trickery
Women's Institute First Annual Onion Chopping Competition "Mark my words, it'll all end in tears"
Nature versus commerce.
Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"
"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."
"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."
"The pork chops were dry and unseasoned."