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"Well, we gave up on those chopsticks pretty quickly didn't we?"
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In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'
"They won't work!!!"
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"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
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'I like a challenge.'
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."
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NO Damn Silverware...Authentic Chinese Cuisine
'Oh Billy, this is so romantic.'
Types of Wood
"I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks."
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'
"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."
"You and your daft inventions."
"I wonder why my chopsticks are smoking?"
Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks
'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'
'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'
'I invested in a Chinese chopstick company, but they refused to fork over any dividends.'