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"Obviously, behind all the jolliness there's a lot of rage."
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Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.
'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'
Santa playing golf.
'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.'
'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'
'Santa says, 'are you sure you inserted the batteries correctly'?'
'I may be gone for some time.'
'I can't stand kids!'
'Red trousers and lots of suspicious packages eh? ... Think we've got our man sir! '
'No, I don't want to see your personal interpretation of the role. Just stand there and say, ho, ho, ho!'
"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."
'Now,do I get that new broom or not?!'
'Excuse me, Santa. But, this Lad's wanted for being on the police naughty list.'
'Well, it's finally happened. Everyone's on my naughty list.'
Santa at desk near workboxes: RESPEC'/ DISSIN' ME.
'Yes, of course you can have everything you want for Christmas. Just ask your Mummy to make the cheque payable to; Santa Plc.'
'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'
Santa sits near workboxes: 'Naughty', 'Even worse'.
'A little bird is tellin' me that you has bin dissin' your parents, init?'
Santa sits at 'naughty', 'nice' and 'nice and naughty' workboxes.
Santa sits at workboxes, entitled: 'Nice', 'Naughty', and 'Asbos'.
Santa begging with sign: Will work for milk and cookies.
A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.