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'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris
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Christening - Child named Bulbasaur
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'
"What are the odds of it happening again?"
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Workman baptising his child J.C.B.
"And who is going to be the Godfather?"
"D'you have sparkling?"
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'Has the font been swabbed for MRSA'
'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'
'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'
A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.
'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'
'Your baptism will bring you closer to God!'
'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'
"Do you mind, Mrs Trimble! I'm about to conduct a christening!"
"Let's not forget who's christening WHO,sonny boy!"
'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'
'I don't get many boys called Prince, Mrs. Charles.'
"Ha ha! Too late!"
'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'