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"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.
Baptismal hot tub.
"I'm afraid the name Sally is taken, but Sally2015### is available."
'We're calling him Noah...'
'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."
"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."
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"D'you have sparkling?"
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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"
"Are you sure you want to call him Brexit?"
'Has the font been swabbed for MRSA'
'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'
"I'm sorry the name you have chosen has already been taken. How about @james_chapman2335 or @chapjames992?"
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A baby being christened in a scuba mask.
"Don't worry, the blighter's still here somewhere!"
A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.
'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'
"I name this child, Elvis - and he's messed up my blue suede shoes."
'The last time I went in one of those places they splashed water all over my head!'
"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."