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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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Tags:mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment
"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Moses Awaits The Word Of God
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"God must have been very pleased."
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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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The Twelve Speech Writers
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"Is the Christian pious?"
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"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."
''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'
"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."
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Jesus Feeds the 5K
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First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton
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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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Then on the Eighth Day
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