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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
'See? I told you he was real.'
Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
'Don't they know we're Jewish?'
'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
'Uh oh, did we get anything for the snail this year?'
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.
'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"
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"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
Christmas Group Therapy.
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"It starts earlier every year."
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"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
Tags:sleigh, sleigh ride, sleigh rides, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, practical, practicality, practicalities, sensible, christmas, xmas, christmases, xmases, festive period, festive season, santa claus, father christmas, festive spirit, xmas spirit, car, cars, snow, snowfall, snowfalls, snowing