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"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."
'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
Tags:caroller, carollers, carol, carols, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas, x-mas, christmas song, christmas songs, aggressive, aggression, holiday season, christmas season, choir, choirs, singer, singers, singing, sing, sings, country, country music, country musician, country musicians
"Hi! I'm the Ghost of April Fool's Day Past!"
Scrooge and his piggy bank
The John Cage Carollers
Tags:john cage, composer, composers, composition, compositions, avant-garde, silent, silence, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas caroller, christmas carollers, carolling, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, holiday seasons, quiet, ambient noise, ambient noises, ambient sound, ambient sounds, listen, listens, listening, music lover, music lovers
'New health and safety regulations.'
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
Tags:scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, dickens, charles dickens, alternative dickens, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, write-off, write-offs, written off, greed, greedy, greediness, accountant, accountants, accounting, personal accountant, personal accountants, christmas carol, christmas, miser, misers, miserly, stingy
The revised 12 days of Christmas
'The cattle are lowing...'
A band rendition of Silent Night.
"What the...? I said 'guide my sleigh' not 'drive my sleigh'."
'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'
'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'
“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”
Tags:santa, santa claus, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, dating troubles, dating life, love life, love-life, bed, bedroom, bedrooms, mrs claus, christmas carol, christmas carols
"I blame it on all those talent shows!"
A Christmas Carol
"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."
"Look, Rudolph, I made Santa a GPS tracking system for Christmas!"
The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling
Tags:caroling, carolling, christmas carol, christmas carols, old king wencelas, good king wenceslas, lyrics, lyric, forget the lyrics, forgetting the lyrics, improv, improvs, improvise, improvises, improvisation, improvisations, spontaneous, spontaneity, unexpected consequence, unexpected consequences, christmas, x-mas, xmas
"Yes Santa, you do qualify for a tummy tuck but I'm pretty sure that would violate my hippocratic oath somehow."
Tags:hippocratic oath, hippocratic oaths, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, do no harm, santa's belly, bowl full of jelly, tummy tuck, tummy tucks, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, christmas song, christmas songs, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas, xmas, x-mas
Now that Rudolph could play with all of the other reindeer, he couldn't decide if he should.
Tags:reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, rudolph the red nosed reindeer, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas song, christmas songs, poker, poker player, poker players, poker tell, poker tells, card game, card games, gambling, gambler, gamblers, indecision, christmas, x-mas, xmas
Santa reading newspaper by the light of Rudolph's nose
"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."
Tags:christmas, christmas season, christmas seasons, holiday season, holiday seasons, carol, carols, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas song, christmas songs, pear tree, pear trees, 12 days of christmas, caroling, children's song, children's songs, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misunderstand, lyrics, incorrect lyrics, wrong lyrics, mishear, mishears, misheard
'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'