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'Don't they know we're Jewish?'
"I got the tree down, dear."
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'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'
Extra Large Christmas Tree
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"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."
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"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."
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George Washington at Christmas: 'I can not tell a lie.'
'Only one more to go.'
'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'
Santa gets a Christmas themed tattoo.
'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'
'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'
"This structure will be torn down and replaced by a new 44-story cookie."
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"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"
"No, it's really a cell tower."
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'Just what I always wanted.'
'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'
"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."
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'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'
"How the mighty have fallen!"
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"All right. Who ate the tree?"
"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."
100 Degrees of Separation
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