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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
Thank God for the flashlight app!
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.
"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."
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"Good heavens! - I must have fallen asleep and forgotten to hang up my stocking."
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Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
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Rudolph at a Traffic Light
'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'
'Bloody solar panels!'
'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'
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'This is going to be a long night.'
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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
The First Christmas
'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'
'I can't even remember how I knew who'd been naughty or nice before I discovered hacking.'
"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."
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'Dang slippery solar panels!'
"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
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