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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
'It's the only lacto-vegan, ethical, organic menu I could find to fit our Christmas meal budget...'
'It's important to pay attention to the Christmas spirit!'
'Gee I hate the obituaries section after Christmas...'
"Sorry dude, you can't seek Police-protection at Christmas time: Even the Police canteen has turkey on the menu..."
Cat with baubles on it's whiskers.
Cat enjoying Christmas dinner.
Thanksgiving: 'Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make me look delicious?'
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
When Tia Carmen says... "Happiness is when I see other people happy" it means...she prepared a plate for the homeless man down at the corner.
Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table
'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'
'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'
'OK. It's a deal. Find the bulb that doesn't work and you get to see another Christmas.'
'If I'm honest the rescue could have been executed a tad earlier.'
Stuffing the turkey.
Order your bird for Christmas - Blonde, 38-24-36 please!
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"
"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."