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'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
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"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
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What super-villains get their kids for Christmas.
A vampire wakes up to find a bat in his stocking.
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Man clears up wrapping paper with a leaf blower.
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'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'
To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.
'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'
"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"
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"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."
"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"
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"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."
Santa, the morning after...
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'The wheel!..Just what I wanted!'
'Apparently, it's already assembled.'
'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'
'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'
Gracie tries and fails to sleep on Christmas Eve.
'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'
'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'
"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."
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