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'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'
Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.
'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
"In the light of the current financial position management has decided to cancel the Christmas party but. . .you can still come in and use the photocopier to photocopy your bottoms."
"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."
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'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"
There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.
"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."
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"Can you identify the desperate woman who sexually assaulted you at your company's Christmas party?"
"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."
'I'm calling you a cab.'
'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"Merry Christmas, Folks. And I want to say I couldn't be president of this great company without the support of each and every one of you, or people very much like you."
"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."
"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"
"Watch out...It's a TRAP!"
Christmas party for the home worker
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"Since the bail-out, Christmas Club accounts are used for our Christmas party. Don't worry. You're invited!"
"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"
"I'm afraid the office party has been cancelled, but I'd still like to book in time to make a drunken misogynistic pass at you."
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