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"It starts earlier every year."
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"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
"Bring in another!"
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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
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"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
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"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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The John Cage Carollers
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"We got you a dreidel."
Tags:dreidel, dreidels, hanukkah, chanukah, nativity, nativity scene, jewish, jewish kid, jewish kids, jealous, christmas, manger, mangers, judaism, christmas season, holiday season, manger, mangers, christmas day, cold comfort, wise men, wise man, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, present, presents, christmas, shpasik, jtoons
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JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
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"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
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"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"
"Great...just great! I have to get to my seasonal job and I'm like super lost!"
Joseph and Mary at the Inn.
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
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"Well, this is clearly a blatant war on Christmas that calls for nothing less than a hysterical and highly irrational response!"
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