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"Thank God my Christmas endorphins take over for the holiday party marathon."
"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
Tags:depression, psychology, winter, seasons, christmas, holidays, seasonal depression, seasonally depressed, seasonal affective disorder, sad, mood, moods, bad mood, bad moods, melancholy, happy, happiness, holiday season, holiday seasons, christmas season, christmas seasons, relative, relatively, mankoff
Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.
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"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."
"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"
Tags:sears catalogue, sears catalogues, christmas, christmas season, christmas seasons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, sears and roebuck, catalog, catalogs, holiday season, holiday seasons, heaven, gates of heaven, afterlife, afterlives, advertise, advertising, shop, shops, shopping, christmas shopping, tradition, traditions, wish book, wish books, christmas list, christmas lists
The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah
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Santa Face in Sheep
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"You don't need a red hat to tell you it's Christmas."
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" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"
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"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"
"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."
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A bear decorates a snowbear.
"She's okay - she just shopped 'till she dropped."
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, black friday, black friday sale, black friday sales, shopper, shoppers, shopaholic, shopaholics, sale, sales, big sale, big sales, mall, malls, christmas shopping, christmas shopper, christmas shoppers, madness, insanity, consumerism, consumerist, christmas season, christmas seasons
Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.
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Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.
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"First it was a real one. Then artificial. Now it's completely conceptual."
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'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'
'It's an updated version of the Jimmy Stewart Classic.'
"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."
Gracie dreams of Santa as her vice presidential candidate.
Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.
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When Tia Carmen says... "I bought Christmas gifts for all your cousins!" it means...she did her shopping at the dollar store.
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Gracie jumps in a winter wonderland that is just a backdrop.
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