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"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."
Christmas is a time for hope
"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"
'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'
"Operator, these three men on camels have been following me all night! I stop, they stop. I go, they go. I'm so scared. . ."
Star Signal directs the Wise Men to Jerusalem.
The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...
'I take it, you're lost.'
The wise men are following the star of Bethlehem, that is being pulled by a little angel.
'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'
WOW! Bottom bleaching really draws the crowds in these parts!
'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'