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The wise men are followed by an auditor.
"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
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A woman carrying a baby being turned out into a snowstorm by the Minotaur
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'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
How the little banjo boy became a drummer
The First Christmas
'Don't forget, the last time we did this it turned out to be some real estate promotion.'
"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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"Behold! A most unusual star in the East." "Could be trouble." "Let's not get involved." Three very wise men.
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
The new Christmas child
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A Christmas Carol
"The 3 wise men couldn't make it. One got scammed in a gold investment scheme. One got sick from using a fake frankincense cure. And the the third one's wife wouldn't let him make the trip when she found out he bought myrrh perfume that wasn't for her."
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"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."
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"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."
Regifts of the Magi
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"Go away. We're still Jewish."
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"He's shopping for the second coming!"
'No Room' at the Inn
"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"
"They act like they've never seen a baby in a nest before."
'Where were the wise women?'
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Baby on Board
Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'
"Joseph, what a wonderful creation."