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"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."
"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
"It's mostly sweater weight."
Everyone in the family hates their ugly sweater except grandma.
'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'
It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.
"There's nothing wrong with the size, you're just too small for it!"
"I bought it off the dark web."
Ugly Holiday Sweaters
"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."
"The idea is to blend in with our surroundings, Bob - lose the Christmas sweater!"
Two men in beards and Christmas sweaters.
'You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go.'
You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!
Reindeer Christmas Jumper
"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."
Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest
"Oh, granddad! That sweater is SO you!"