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If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!
'Sis, you would have gotten a lot more candy, too, if you'd used these sketchy rubber socks I found in Dad's dresser.'
Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug
'His last wish was to see one more Christmas but then he realised he couldn't afford it.'
The Devil making snow angels.
'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'
Final Liquidation Sale
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"What do I want for Christmas? Hell's bells! Didn't you get my letter?"
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'It's called 'Feliz-Naviditis.' It often strikes store clerks during December.'
'It's a bill from Santa; for cleaning out the chimney.'
'Poor guy - you mean you spend all your time with those 8 reindeer and 37 elves?'
Inside the Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents.
Merry Christmas/Happy new year
'Excellent! Now if you can just make them blink, I may have a place for both of you'
'It's an artifical tree ...we went to a fake Christmas Tree forest and cut it down.'
'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'
Santa Stuck In A Snow Globe
Christmas Sale Special
This Christmas you will be exploited and abused, so just give us the fifty quid and **** off!
Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.
'By following this diet religiously, do you mean Christmas and Easter'
Bring on the tinsel
Dog On Roof With Reindeer
C is for Cracker
Tis the season to be jolly!