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"I got the tree down, dear."
Tags:christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions
Extra Large Christmas Tree
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas, big christmas tree, oversized christmas tree, christmas decoration, chirstmas decorations, too big for the door, doorway, doorways, tight doorway, tight doorwats, small doorway, small doorways, first world problems, tall christmas tree, tall christmas trees, mistake, mistakes, misjudge, misjudgement, wrong, size, wrong measurements, bad measurements
People burying their old Christmas trees.
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
Tags:new year, new year's eve, new year's day, new years eve, new years day, christmas tree, christmas trees, xmas tree, xmas trees, festive period, festive season, festive periods, decoration, decorations, decorating, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, festive spirit, xmas spirit, christmas spirit
Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas tree, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas trees, party, parties, holiday party, holiday parties, christmas party, christmas parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, religion, religious, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, secular humanism, humanism, secular, war on christmas, secular humanist, secular humanists, humanist, humanists
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, tree, pine tree, pine trees, fir tree, fir trees, christmas tree, xmas tree, christmas trees, xmas trees, garbage disposal, garbage disposals, garburator, garburators, waste disposal, waste disposals, sink, sinks, garbage, rubbish, trash, post-christmas, after christmas
George Washington at Christmas: 'I can not tell a lie.'
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas season, festive season, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas decoration, christmas decoration, christmas light, christmas lights, inconvenience, inconveniences, bah humbug, scrooge, scrooges, chirstmas mad, christmas obsession, christmas obsessions, christmas fanatic, christmas fanatics, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"Relax. I'm here for the Christmas tree."
Getting the Christmas Tree Home.
'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'
We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, beer, wine, christmas tipple, christmas drink, christmas drinks, christmas, christmas time, christmas tree, christmas trees, december, festive season, the festive season, december fest, december fests, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'
"Here's a toast to N'kzuxo for being our Christmas tree!"
Man dressed as Christmas tree.
Santa Playing Golf.
Bernanke gets his wish for Christmas.
'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'
'The owners like big Christmas trees.'
Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down