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A highly decorated Christmas tree
"I got the tree down, dear."
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"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"
"Where should we dump it, boss?"
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"I keep telling him not to hug the tree."
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Extra Large Christmas Tree
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People burying their old Christmas trees.
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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The St. Nicholas Day Massacre
"No letters to Santa this year. Just tell the tree what you want."
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Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas tree, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas trees, party, parties, holiday party, holiday parties, christmas party, christmas parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, religion, religious, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, secular humanism, humanism, secular, war on christmas, secular humanist, secular humanists, humanist, humanists
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
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George Washington at Christmas: 'I can not tell a lie.'
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"Holiday decorating - done."
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"Relax. I'm here for the Christmas tree."
Getting the Christmas Tree Home.
'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'
We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"