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'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
"They're slaughtering turkeys every year to celebrate this guy's birthday! Why do you think he hated turkeys so much?"
'Gee, I hate the obituaries section after Christmas...'
'If they think the loaves and the fishes generated leftovers, they should see our Christmas turkey.'
'Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?'
You are what you eat
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
Turkey on the run.
'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'
'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'
The Absent Friend
'We're not buying a turkey for Xmas this year. We've still got some left over from last year.'
"I've already plucked and stuffed the Christmas turkey."
"I think he's an ax murderer."