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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'Don't they know we're Jewish?'
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
Christmas Group Therapy.
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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
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Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
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December to January.
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
Tags:holly wreath, holly wreaths, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, decoration, decorations, december, disgruntled, grinch, grinches, christmas spirit, xmas spirit, festive spirit, holiday blues, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, boss, bosses, holiday period, holiday season, grumpy, grumpiness, festive cheer, spoilsport, spoilsports, killjoy, killjoys
"And don't forget - make it look like an accident."
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'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
Before and After Holiday Diet