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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
"Nobody's around. Let's chug it."
'Chug! Chug! Chug!'
"You're embarrassing yourself again Edward. If you want a bigger wine glass, just ask the waiter."
"Hi, do you have a moment to discuss annoying people who stop you in the street?"
"Gentlemen - this is the route we'll take in order to avoid the charity tin rattlers..."
"I can't believe it! Tia Carmen has a drinking problem!"
"Squeezing a stress ball is meant to help them cope with rejection...They get a LOT of rejections!"