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"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."
'Just early service will suffice, Sam.'
A blank church notice board with church in background
'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'
Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'
'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'