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'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'
'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'
'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'
The origins of Christian 'wrap' music
"It's the new church organ."
"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."
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"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
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"Let us sing Hymn 564 which, incidentally, has recently been sampled for use in a popular bladder-control commercial."
'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'
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Monk playing an organ.
'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'
Four Chanting Monks
"What did we think of the choir? - We're changing religions Monday."
'Never mind the colors. The only thing they worry about is - does it make them look fat.'
"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"
'It helps with reception.'
'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'
'The vicar suggested an appropriate piece for next Sunday might be the Voluntary 'Redundancy'.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that The Church For the Tone Deaf finally updated it's sound system.'
After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.