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Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.
Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'
"Special Easter offering."
"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."
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". . . plus % entertainment tax."
'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll have a Papal account?'
"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"
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John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.
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"No, there is not an annual cap on tithes."
"What do you think of the new offering bucket Preacher?"
"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."
"I can't buy forgiveness? - What kind of crazy economic system Is THAT?"
You can now PAY FOR YOUR SINS by credit card.
Holy Roller Church
"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."
"Being the rookie on the offering team. Bill was assigned to count the coins."
"It's a new incentive plan...for every dollar you donate, you get to take two dollars off your income tax!"
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"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."
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"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."
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"Is this like when we tip our waiter?"
"I've only got Bitcoins."
Frank was confused and concerned when counting the offering and found 30 pieces of silver.
"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
"Thank you for the collection. We know you can't take it with you, so we'll send it on ahead!"