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"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'
'And now, concerning the special collection...'
'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'
'A six!...I'll take your church roof!'
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
"I'm sorry, but with the price of kids toys today, I'm having trouble making ends meet."