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"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
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"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."
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"I was comped."
"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."
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"Is writing in 'wait for laughter' necessary?"
"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."
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"I AM committed to church. I go sometimes, once in a while, and every now and then."
"This is the first church I've seen with no clock in the back of the chapel."
"Does this make you look fat? Who care, Martha! We're going to church, for cryin' out loud!"
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"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'
'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'
"I wonder if he's talking to me?"
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John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.
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"The turnstile will help count attendance and raise the offering."
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"Oh no...altar call."
Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces
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'Great escapism, Reverend!'
Gracie donates her piggy bank on the collection basket at church.
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"Come on, everyone...we'll be late for Good Friday services."
"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"
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'Easter coming so soon after Christmas has almost turned Anthony into a regular churchgoer.'