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"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"
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'Mr Smith, what are you doing under the water?'
Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools
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"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
America's funniest government surveillance tapes.
"Looks like an inside job."
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"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."
Edward Snowden seeking asylum.
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
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'Is this a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'
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Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'
"Get me everything on everybody."
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CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'
"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"
'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'
'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'
Spies who are lousy at hiding in plain sight.
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'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'
"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
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Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.