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"The dog wants out again!"
"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
'When you said on youe resume you were a hacker, I had imagined something else.'
"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."
Designated Smoking Area - Please do not tap on glass
"I just needed to get some fresh air."
"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."
Mimes taking a smoke break.
'You have time for a smoke break?'
'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'
"I can't quit! Finding a place to smoke is the only thing keeping me fit!"
'Hell - employees entrance.'
Designated Smoking Area
'The health elf will never find me up here.'
'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'
"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."
Smoke break in Heaven
"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"
'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'
Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate.
"According to my calculations, if I hadn't have had those three fag breaks, I would have made four forty seven."
'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'
'Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to take a 'smoking break' half way through the service.'