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'One baby and two boomers."
"Wait! I'm not trying to sneak in! I want to buy a ticket!"
'Me first. There's no 'C' ahead of us.'
"Yes, I realize that we are free agents, but I have to take on the additional risk of pregnancy and am more susceptible to certain sexually transmitted diseases, so I think you should pay for the movie."
"But it makes you feel like you're right there."
'This is an extreme movie - All children must be accompanied by a government bureaucrat.'
'A woman at the cinema tore my ticket in half. '
"He says you should only charge him half price!"
'Is it funny Ha-Ha or funny peculiar?'
'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'
"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"
"I'm 400 years old. I'd say that qualifies me as a senior."