Circulation Cartoons and Comics

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'

'My feet are always freezing. I hope I don't have poor circulation.'

'Your circulation is poor.' 'Are you saying I've got a cash flow problem?'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

Dammit merge.

'Queue for the bathroom? No, this is the queue for Bob.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Nurse takes man's blood pressure, man floats like a baloon.

Newspaper mergers

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'The warden gives me complete freedom of speech. It just has limited circulation.'

"...and will you, Elaine, promise never to shock Harold by holding your ice cold feet surprisingly against his naked belly?"

Before you read the Guardian, ask yourself: do I need to?

"I'll check your circulation."

'Circulation is working hard to keep our business.'

"In there! He's been complaining about circulation problems."

Newspaper suicide.

Foot in ice cube.

Editor hanging himself, "Hold the front page."

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

'Dang, my foot's gone to sleep!'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.