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'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'
Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)
A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.
Tags:tightrope, tightropes, tightrope walker, tightrope walkers, balance, balances, balancing, balancing act, balancing acts, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, telephone pole, telephone poles, daredevil, daredevils, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, throw off, throws off, throwing off, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feat, feats, telephone wire, telephone wires
"My wife will be here any moment. She's loading herself into the cannon as we speak."
"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."
Tags:sense of humour, sense of humor, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, entertainer, entertainers, circus act, circus acts, performer, performers, humourous, humorous, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, scooter, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, cyclist, cyclists, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, humourless, humorless
"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."
The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
Tags:lion tamer, lion tamers, lion-tamer, lion-tamers, lion trainer, lion trainers, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, wild lion, wild lions, animal actor, animal actors, show business, controlled conditions, entertainer, entertainers, safari, safaris
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
"How many times do I have to tell, you, don't call me at work!"
The amazing hairball
"By the way you stand, I guessed you were a dancer."
"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."
Tags:act, acts, circus act, circus acts, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, thrill, thrills, thrilling, audition, auditions, auditioning, non-threatening, entertainer, entertainers, entertaining, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, performer, performers, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, exciting, excitement, mass appeal
'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'
"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."
Tags:tightrope, tightropes, tightrope walker, tightrope walkers, tight-rope, tight-ropes, tight rope, tight ropes, tourist, tourists, highwire, highwires, high wire, high wires, high-wire, high-wires, lost, directions, give directions, giving directions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, broadway, stunt, stunt, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, tightrope walking, funambulism, funambulist, funambulists, acrobat, acrobats, gone the wrong way, hopeless, incompetent, incompetence
Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
"What you call bad sex, I call physical comedy."
Tags:love-life, love life, physical comedy, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marriage, relationship, relationships, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, clown, clowns, comedian, comedians, comic, comics, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, comedian, comedians
Carrot Throwing Act
Tags:carrot, carrots, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, knife thrower, knife throwers, knife throwing, knife-throwing act, knife-throwing acts, circus act, circus acts, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, entertainer, entertainers, daredevil, daredevils, dare-devil, dare-devils, dare devil, dare devils
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, lion tamer, lion tamers, circus performer, circus performers, entertainment, mental health, stockholm syndrome, hostage, hostages, prisoner, prisoners, psychology, captivity, captor, captors, kidnapper, kidnappers, sign, signs, symptom, symptoms, kill
"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, condiments, cookout, cookouts, bbq, barbecue, grill, grilling, circus, circus act, family, families
'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'
The Inhuman Cannonball
Seven clowns get out of a tiny flying saucer