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"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."
A clown and a boy look at a balloon animal in a zoo.
"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."
Tags:animal, animals, elephant, elephants, trained animal, trained animals, circus animal, circus animals, trainer, trainers, talking animal talking animals, ringleader, ringleaders, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split up, splitting up, separate, separated, separation, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends
"By the way you stand, I guessed you were a dancer."
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
Tags:cat stuck, cat stuck in a tree, up a tree, in a tree, cat stuck up a tree, lion, big cat, big cats, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus, circuses, clown, clowns, clowning, firemen, fireman, rescue, rescued, carnival, carnivals, fair, faire, fairs, rescue, fire and rescue, fire man, fire men, rescues
Why Elephants Go Crazy
The Inhuman Cannonball
'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'
"Is this a trick question?"
Tags:interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, circus animal, circus animals, performing animal, performing animals, juggle, juggling, juggling dog, juggling dogs, trick question, trick questions, job application, job applications, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, new job, new jobs, bad interview, bad interviews, interviewer, interviewers
"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
"Cirque du staten Island!"
Tags:circus, circuses, trick, tricks, dog training, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, play on words, word play, circus animal, circus animals, new york, staten island
Treading a fine lion.
"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."
Tags:seal, seals, performer, perform, performers, performance, performances, actor, actors, director, directors, acting, directing, circus, circuses, circus animal, circus animals, performing seal, performing seals, movies, movie, film, movie actor, movie actors, film actor, film actors, hollywood, movie industry, film industry, pretentious, pretension, aspire, aspiring, dream, dreams, dreaming
Tags:lion, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus lion, circus lions, circus, circus performer, circus performers, trapeze, trapeze artist, trapeze artists, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatics, predator, predators, prey, hunter, hunters, trust, trust exercise, trust exercises
"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."
Tags:circus, circuses, lion, lions, circus lion, circus lions, circus animal, circus animals, bottom line, the bottom line, lion tamer, lion tamers, ring master, ring masters, big business, big businesses, circus performer, circus performers, performing animal, performing animals, balancing act, balancing acts, accounting, accountant, accountants
"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"
Tags:ping pong, ping pong game, ping pong games, table tennis, table tennis match, table tennis matches, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog trainer, dog trainers, ring master, ring masters, performing animal, performing animal, circus animal, circus animals, party trick, party tricks, hopeless, pointless
Litter Tray Training
'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'
'You know, I keep thinking that someday they'll move me up in this company, but I have my doubts.'
Tags:elephant, elephants, circus, circuses, circus animal, circus animals, entertainer, entertainers, promotion, promotions, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, business ladder, business ladders, office politics, circus act, circus acts, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, glass ceiling, glass ceilings
'Oh...excuse me. Sorry about that, buddy.'
'Man! He got it again!'
'I'm working from home today.'
"I knew I smelled something funny."
'The circus was okay, but the opportunities for personal growth were limited.'