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'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'
"Let me slip into something more humorous."
"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowms, juggler, jugglers, juggling, split personality, split personalities, dual personality, dual personalities, circus, comic performer, comic performers, circus performer, circus performers
The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
Tags:lion tamer, lion tamers, lion-tamer, lion-tamers, lion trainer, lion trainers, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, wild lion, wild lions, animal actor, animal actors, show business, controlled conditions, entertainer, entertainers, safari, safaris
"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."
Tags:act, acts, circus act, circus acts, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, thrill, thrills, thrilling, audition, auditions, auditioning, non-threatening, entertainer, entertainers, entertaining, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, performer, performers, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, exciting, excitement, mass appeal
"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, sympathy, sympathetic, circus, circuses, lion tamer, lion tamers, human cannonball, human cannonballs, entertainment, circus performer, circus performers, coming home, returning home
Carrot Throwing Act
Tags:carrot, carrots, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, knife thrower, knife throwers, knife throwing, knife-throwing act, knife-throwing acts, circus act, circus acts, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, entertainer, entertainers, daredevil, daredevils, dare-devil, dare-devils, dare devil, dare devils
"Is everything O.K., sir?"
Tags:clown, clowns, circus performer, circus performers, slapstick, slapstick comedy, pie in the face, pied, customer service, bad service, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, waitstaff, eating out, dining out, pieing, revenge, getting revenge, circus, circuses, entertainer, entertainers, bad customer, bad customers, rude customer, rude customers
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, lion tamer, lion tamers, circus performer, circus performers, entertainment, mental health, stockholm syndrome, hostage, hostages, prisoner, prisoners, psychology, captivity, captor, captors, kidnapper, kidnappers, sign, signs, symptom, symptoms, kill
"I could do that."
Tags:modern art, modern artist, clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, balloon dog, balloon dogs, balloon animal, balloon animals, circus performer, circus performers, i could do that, belittle, belittling, abstract art, jealous, jealousy, pop culture, popular culture, art gallery, art galleries, the art market, art market
'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'
"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."
Clown Car Lane: 10 or More
"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown
"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"
Tags:courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, legal system, surprise witness, surprises witnesses, wtiness, witnesses, clown, clowns, clown car, clown cars, circus, circuses, legal circus, circus performer, circus performers, magic trick, magic tricks, the legal system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.
'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'
"To be honest, I'm getting tired of staging 'Hamlet.'"
Tags:lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, monotonous, monotony, theatre, performer, performers, performance, performances, live theatre, live theater, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, trained animal, trained animals, train, trains, training, trainer, bore, bored, family act, family acts, family business, family businesses, patriarch, patriarchs, patriarchy, murder, murders, patricide, father, fathers, son, sons, shakespeare
'Where did we go wrong?'
"Trust me, I'm in PR."
One thing he had learned since his abduction was that human intelligence was not so highly regarded everywhere.
'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'