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The amazing hairball
"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
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"Impressive, but I meant accounting tricks."
Tags:accounting, accountant, accountants, accounting tricks, imaginative accounting, trick, tricks, circus trick, circus tricks, circus skills, juggling, juggling fire, unicycle, unicycles, unicycling, impressive skills, impressive tricks, day job, day jobs, office, offices, cubicle, cubicles, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misheard, miscommunication
'Very impressive Randall! We'd still like to see the financial report.'
Tags:report, financial report, financial reports, quarterly reports, accountant, accountancy, yearly report, finance, financial, business, meeting, business meeting, fire, entertainer, entertainers, distraction, distracting, circus, circuses, circus trick, circus tricks, distractions, stall, stalls, stalling, cover-up, coverup, coverups, cover-ups, covering up, stall, stalls, stalling, stall for time
'So you're not going to become a world famous juggler. Get over it and move on!'
The human guy with back pain
The Lion Tamer
'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'
'Did you sense that the jury wasn't paying attention to my closing arguments?'
'It doesn't feel like a milestone.'
'Needs more challenge.'
'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'
One Way Tightrope
"Too bad—the kid had talent."
Tags:dead, death, dying, died, circus, circus trick, circus performer, circus performers, fire, fire eater, burn, burnt, burned, accidental death, young death, die young, perform, performer, performers, burned alive, magic, magic trick, fire fighter, fire fighters, talent show, talented, talents, bad talent, audition, talent show, talent shows, auditions, auditioning, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, stunt man, stunt men
You too can juggle.
'He doesn't look like a show dog.'
'We're never going to get saved.'
Clown watering houseplant.
Clown Cries 'Shotgun'!
Translating . . . poetry.
Giant ape juggling planes and captive.
"That's a funny-looking bodyguard - Where did you find him?"
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, queen, queens, bodyguard, bodyguards, find, found, circus, sword-swallower, sword, swords, sword swallowers, sword swallower, sword-swallowers, circuses, circus act, circus acts, circus trick, circus tricks, entertainer, entertainers, security, personal security, protection detail, protection details
"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."
No juggling allowed.
'Just bag the groceries kid.'