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Citizen's Advice: 'And here are some leaflets explaining what bastards the Coalition are...'
"We're closed, I advise you to come back in the morning."
Citizens' Advice: "You didn't hear THAT from us!" "The END IS NIGH!"
'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'
Citizen offering the Citizens Advice Bureau some advice
'Get your hair cut, lose some weight, have a shave, be good to your mother...'
Closing Laugh Citizen Advice
'I'm not sure a slow-motion egg sandwich exploding in your face is sufficient grounds for a divorce, Mrs Smith.'
'We've made some changes since adding mothers to our citizens' advisory board.'
'I don't suppose you remember me, do you?'
'There's not much that can be done, really, expect hope the other lot get in next time.'
The World will end tonite...
The World Ends at Noon! You gotta be joking!
Citizens Advice - 'Keep Away from Our Doreen.'
Vote Monster Raving Loony Party.