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Welcome to New York (Closed 12 noon - 2 P.M. Owing To Budget Cuts)
'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'
"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"
'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'
"OK...this is not gonna work."
"Let's go toilet paper the mayor's house."
Young people have no voice in this matter.
"It's like some space alien came to town and said, 'No fun allowed' in this city!'"