Civil Engineer Cartoons and Comics

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Using a transit, Dave officially determines that Bill is not level headed.

Death the Leveller

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"

'Not that I don't appreciate them, but I just don't know why people went through all the trouble building these huge, wooden-wired things just for us to hang out on.'

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

Hell - Good intentions paving. Apologise for any inconvenience.

"The only problem with town planning is having to account for people."

The Society of Civil Engineers

Civil engineer "Doesn't look very civil to me"

Span

Engineers looking to build a highway through a desert island.

'You have 90 days to fix the problem, or we'll fix it, and mail you the bill!'

Civil engineers' soap on a roap.

The Little Dutch Girl

Motorway. "My god hasn't she grown."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

Design an oil pipeline that doesn't spill...