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'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'
Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
Decision, Decisions, Decisions.
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"How do you do? I'm an unnamed government official."
"We are waging war on red tape. There may be, however, be a slight increase in vermilion documentation."
'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'
''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'
Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.
'She's absolutely RIGHT, these targets make absolutely NO SENSE!'
The Elephant in the Corner.
"Yes, dear - now that gay marriage is banned - this wonderful institution of marriage is safe!"
'Even you don't take that long to fix something.'
'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'
Political authority - bureaucratic control.
"Remember the time you fought City Hall? - They want a rematch."
Do You Know Where Your Entitlements Are?
'They must love the Oval Office...they don't have to worry about cutting corners.'
Inside County Hall: Lift Max Capacity, 4 persons.
VOTE, 'I'll cut the waste out of government no matter HOW much it costs!'
'What separates us from the animals is our ability to change interest rates.'
'Oh, yeah! My dad's a government bureaucrat too, and he's more entrenched than your dad!'
Federal Bureaucrats Podium.
'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'