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'Evolution, eh? - What's our MOTIVATION?'
"I'm from the future."
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'It's a great invention, but it'll probably mean the end of civilization as we know it.'
Society's branches of environment and ecology are shorn off by civilisation.
'I'm here to bring you the civilisation! You can stop being natives and become customers!'
'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'
Ancient man tries to light a fire with a pencil.
The dawn of time.
"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."
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A Truism's Journey
Tags:truism, truisms, platitudes, truth, platitude, wisdom, wise, wise, saying, adage, nugget, nuggets, cliches, cliche, zeitgeist, pop culture, popular culture, civilisation, civilisations, civilizations, philosopher, philosophers, civilization, literature, philosophy, philosophic, philosophical, shallow
"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."
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Over the Hill Birthday Cards
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"Our civilization is thousands of years more advanced than yours, yet still sort of kitschy."
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"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."
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Egyptologists see computer in tomb.
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"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."
'It says, 'our civilization reached greatness, but due to gridlock it collapsed'.'
"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."
Change and barter machines.
"I wonder what ruined this civilisation..."
"The most dangerous threats to civilisation are terrorism, TTIP and Kim Kardashian."
The Progress Bridge
"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"
'Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.'
"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"
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