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Clyde Shwinkle: Best dang dog attorney... Ever!
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"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"
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'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'
'Steady, we have to catch them in the right mood. Alright, now! Fire those reimbursement requests over!'
'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'
'You can NOT be turned down for this insurance, but we reserve the right not to pay off on claims.'
'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible,but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances.
'20 years for insurance fraud?' - 'Well you added a nought to your claim, so the judge added a nought to your sentence.'
GP pensions to rise.
"The benefits agency is ALWAYS flexible...but only in certain limited, clearly defined circumstances."
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'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'
"Will you be claiming anyone?"
"Sir, a customer is trying to use their insurance to pay for medicine to save their dying child."
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'You seem to be very accident prone. We're going to have to drop your coverage.'
'Should have seen this coming.'
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Hoping to soften its image, the IRS devises the singing audit-gram.
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'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'
'I'm sorry, but when you took out the policy, you never specified that it was a mobile home.'
'No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.'
Financial Adviser: 'How's my lying?'
'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'
'Getting money from insurance companies is sometimes harder than performing brain surgery.'
'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''