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"I love nature."
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
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'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
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'I claim this land for...'
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'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'
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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
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Clyde Shwinkle: Best dang dog attorney... Ever!
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"What do you mean it's not mine?"
"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax day, tax days, write-off, write-offs, dependent, dependents, dependence, cheetah, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, claim, claims, claiming, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, 1040, 1040s, creative accounting, accountant, accountants, save money, saves money, saving money
'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'
'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
'If no one claims it in 30 days, it's yours.'
GP pensions to rise.
'Tell your client to stop fidgeting. As a last resort, he can always claim inadequate counsel.'
"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."
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'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'
"I miss the days before google - when you could say anything to get elected, and nobody fact-checked."
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'Hello! Have you ever been incorrectly sold PPI?'
'Litigate not, least ye be litigated against!'
"...If at first you don't succeed there's always claiming your losses for a big tax write-off."
'OK, Mrs. Huber. Why don't you step over here and start trying on some of these, and we'll make your case iron-clad.'
"I see the new man's personalised his office."
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