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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"
"I see good things in your future."
"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."
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"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."
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"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."
"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."
"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."
The Projecting Psychic
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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
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Ouija Board Fail
"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
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'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
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"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."
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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
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'Should I buy or sell?'
"A stranger is about to come into your life!"
"Our medical intuitive will read your now."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, medical intuitive, medical intuitives, medical clairvoyant, medical clairvoyants, medical psychic, medical psychics, psychic, psychics, alternative medicine, reading, readings, diagnosis, doctor shortage, intuition, clairvoyance, modern life
'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'
"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
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"What can you tell me about my life?"
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"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."
'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
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