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"If you'd like a second opinion, I also do Tarot readings."
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'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'
Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained
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'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'
'Sorry it's taking so long to load. I'm still on dial-up.'
'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'
"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."
'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'
I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.
"I see a great business relationship developing between you and someone named 'the Colonel'..."
"You're going to get the measles..."
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'
Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"
'How do you want it - the crystal mumbo jumbo or the statistical probability?'
'Your crystal ball has holes in it!' 'When business is bad I give bowling lessons!'
"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."
"Can you just tell me where I put my keys?"
Madame Z, fortune teller...sees all/rells all...can help you find your car.
'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'
'Will I ever catch my tail?'
"I've seen the future, it's made in China."