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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"
"I see good things in your future."
"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."
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'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'
Snow Globe Fortune Teller
"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."
"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."
The Projecting Psychic
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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
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Ouija Board Fail
'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'
Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'
"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
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Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
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"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."
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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
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'Should I buy or sell?'
'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'