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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
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'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'
Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'
Reader of the Occult.
'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
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'Should I buy or sell?'
"A stranger is about to come into your life!"
'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'
'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'
'Sorry it's taking so long to load. I'm still on dial-up.'
Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"
'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'
'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'
'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'
"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."
Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.
I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.
"What can you tell me about my life?"
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"I see a great business relationship developing between you and someone named 'the Colonel'..."