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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"
Snow Globe Fortune Teller
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
"You're going to meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger who's been burned twice and is looking for guarantees."
"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."
"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."
"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."
"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
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Ouija Board Fail
"If you'd like a second opinion, I also do Tarot readings."
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"You will never catch up with the new technology."
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'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'
Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'
"I see your past life."
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Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained
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'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
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"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."
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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."
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'Should I buy or sell?'
Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.
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"A stranger is about to come into your life!"