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'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'
'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'
Welcome to my cellar!
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'
'It's cold, damp and dark, but I can't complain - it's perfect for my clarets.'
'Why don't they just call it Chateau-Sit-Down-Before-You-Look-At-The-Price?'
'How are they going to get it up to French room temperature?'
'I don't care how great the '61 Lafite is, Paul. You opened it in '97.'
'Out of petrol? Not a problem--we'll fill her up with Trendy Vineyards' 40-proof Cabernet Sauvignon.'
'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'
'It's cold, damp, and dark, but I can't complain--it's perfect for my clarets.'
'I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?'
"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."
Wine and Cheese
"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"
A Good Ordinary Claret
"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"