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"Now, do any of you other yes-men have a 'yes, but' you'd like to get off your chest?"
"Is 'nut-job' hyphenated?"
'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'
'Y'know...it never occurred to me that, 'Swing the gull-durn horse thief from the nearest tree'. Would need clarification...'
A man's boss gives him a command and then the man forgets what it was immediately.
"The Michelin stars are for the tires."
"Let me clarify what I meant when I said I've absolutely no interest in your company..."
'I'd like to clarify that I bought you for protection!'
Milk (Not the movie).
"I'll never understand teens."
"Harold is demonstrating his string theory!"