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I will not waste chalk
Classrooms - 'Math' and 'Aftermath'.
"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."
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'Yes, we're all concerned, but Global Warming is not a legitimate excuse for not doing your homework.'
"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."
The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.
'Scallywag. S-C-A-L-L......' - Pirate School.
"The shredder ate my homework."
"Before you grade my test, you should know about my Theory of Life's Imprecision."
"Good morning, children. My name is Miss Applegate. One false move and I'll kill you."
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Ms. Brooks, Mistress of Discipline.
'Hey! Metaphor on the floor, Mister!'
'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'
'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'
'Thank you for sharing your intellectual property with the class.'
'What did I learn today? Not to raise your hand if you don't know the answer because that's when the teacher calls on you.'
Keep students on their toes...
'My teacher says I drive her to distraction. Does she know I don't have a license?'
"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"
It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.
My mom's afraid I'll catch a virus from a school computer.
I start teaching summer school next week...
Senior school graffiti higher up the wall than junior school.
'Sorry I'm late but my Mom and Dad had a fight and I had to referee.'